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Sometimes with literal shit involved. Often with literal shit involved. Because I care about you. Before we embark on this carefully curated collection of def. And some, while worthy of a place in the annals of UDmay never have been tried with humans before. One hopes.
Use it in a sentence: I wanted to give my partner a Kentucky Klondike Bar, but my shit took too long to freeze. So we dirty sex names the newest episode Two-and-a-Half Men instead. Because Mixology was canceled. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.
Everything was fine, until I saw the corn. When the hell did I eat corn? The Alabama Hot Pocket: 1. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her.
Use it in a sentence: Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself without using your arms on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move. Use it in a sentence: Hey, John, you should never attempt a flying camel at home because, yes, you can break your penis and insurance rates are at an all-time high right now.
Cold Lunch: 1. There were two variations on this theme: In the first, someone would enjoy a piss popsicle while being urinated on in a communal setting. In the second, the act would be almost the same, except the piss popsicle would be a cum popsicle and it would be inserted into all orifices and used as lubricant; urine was not involved.
I was never allowed to go the warehouse perhaps my boss rightly thought I would go into some kind of gay sex frenzy? However, even at 23 I did not possess the necessary stamina or enthusiasm to enjoy over 20 hot new releases in one weekend.
Use it in a sentence: No. Vomit is the most disgusting of bodily fluids to me and I refuse to sit here and come up with a valid sentence for the purposes of illustrating the Cold Lunch unless there is a ificant pay raise in my near future. Thank you. While amusing, this act is highly improbable.
First, you would need to guarantee that you were able to produce enough semen to put out a small fire and, second, you would need to have excellent hand-eye coordination to complete all the steps. No one is actually doing this. No one. Trust me. However, I was unable to find any evidence that even one person had ever done this, although googling the term did lead me to some delightful vacation spots in Maine.
The surprise is that many fine hotels are actually very reasonably priced, allowing you to enjoy both fine lodgings and all of the art, culture and beautiful scenery that Maine is known for. Use it in a sentence: Brad and I wanted to do something different last friday, so we tried the Kennebunkport Surprise. Call me a prude, but I think clam chowder tastes much better in a bowl made out of delicious sourdough bread.
Made out of bread. What a time to be alive! Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above dirty sex names head, thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined al, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass. But you know, everyone is gross, so actually any couple is equally likely to do this. Use it in a sentence: My favorite part of The Landshark is hearing the iconic theme composed by John Williams.
Sometimes, I like to have the other person start a few rooms away so I can hear the entire thing before engaging in mutually satisfying sexual congress followed by waffles. Mainly because it is more dangerous than gross? Totally believe that people have done this; will dirty sex names would have tried if I knew about this like when I was Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls.
Rubber ducky is optional of course. Use it in a sentence: Their hot tub was broken, so Lee and Jordan took turns in the ballcuzi. Doable, but a little uninspired.
Please note that while the first nine of these sex tips were rated on a scale of one to five poops for grossness, this last act, presented in only a few short sentences is probably the most disgusting thing you will read today. Maybe this week. I have an iron stomach for this stuff at this point and even I dry heaved a little. Please believe me when I say that there is likely nothing grosser than what you are about to read.
I warned you! One must first have no shame. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then dirty sex names to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. The A. By Mark Shrayber. Continue reading.Dirty sex names
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